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The world is like a mirror

One day all the employees of an organization reached their office and they saw a big notice on the door on which it was written:
"Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym".

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself.

The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up. Everyone thought: "Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!"

One by one, the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it, they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.
 
There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:
 
 "There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth: it is YOU. You are the only person who can revolutionize your life. You are the only person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success. You are the only person who can help yourself".

Examine yourself. Watch yourself. Do not be afraid of difficulties, impossibilities and losses. Be a winner; build yourself and your reality. The world is like a mirror: it gives back to anyone the reflection of the thoughts in which one has strongly believed.

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes or when your company changes. Your life changes only when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs and when you realise that you are the only one responsible for your life.

Everybody Know's Bubba - Who is that Bubba




Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."


Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."


So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.


"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says. "President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."


Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." Off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.


Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."


Bubba disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. By the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.


Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says,

"I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "
Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?

You will love these wife quotes

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. 
Socrates 


  
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
 Sigmund Freud


'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous


'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison


'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
Patrick Murra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman



A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield


 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous 



 
 
SEND/SHARE THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!! 

I see millions of stars - Britain organized competition Best joke

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......




A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"




The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"



The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

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Lady Finger reduces Sugar (diabetes) level problem

Lady Finger (Bhindi) can also be called as "OKRA".



Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in a glass of water. 
Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night. 
Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water. 
Don’t eat or drink anything for half an hour after drinking the water.
Keep doing it on daily basis.
Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR level.
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Please forward the message to your friends and family members.
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FOREX trading - Top 10 currency traders


FOREX trading has been increased by thirty eight percentage between April 2005 and April 2006 and more than doubled since the year 2001.  This has been possible due to the growing importance of the foreign exchange as an asset class and also an increase in fund management assets, particularly of easier for retail traders to trade in the FOREX market.

Lets see the top 10 currency traders over Forex trading:

Top 10 currency traders
% of overall volume, May 2009 
Rank Name Market-share
1 Germany Deutsche Bank                    20.96%
2 Switzerland UBS AG                            14.58%
3 United Kingdom Barclays Capital          10.45%
4 United Kingdom Royal Bank of Scotland    8.19%
5 United States Citi                             7.32%
6 United States JPMorgan                         5.43%
7 United Kingdom HSBC                            4.09%
8 United States Goldman Sachs                 3.35%
9 Switzerland Credit Suisse                      3.05%
10 France BNP Paribas                             2.26%




















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